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Author's note: Hey this is a narutoxtayuya fanfic so go away if u hate them.
'Kyuubi talking' 'People thinking'
"People talking

We have just finished taking down the Sound Five and I have lost to that bastard Sasuke Uchiha. This is the most awful time we have lost one of the members of the rookie nine. We have turned back. Apparently Kakashi and Pakkun had to help the others and the Kyuubi woke me up.

So I went back to Konoha, but on the way I heard strange moaning. I have went to the to of Konohagakure and packed up to leave with Jaraiya the ero-sennin for two and a half years. "Jaraiya let's go now" naruto said. "K kid lets go!!!" "......" "no enthusiasm at all".
On the way.....

"Oh NO!!!!!!! MY SOLDIER PILLS. THAT WAS ENOUGH TO CONVENIANTLY KEEP SOMEONE ALIVE FOR 2 1/2 YEARS!!!!" cried Naruto when he dropped his bag of soldier pills. "Dont sweat it kid we have pleanty more" "O right."
Two and a half years later......

"Naruto you're a big boy now I am going to let you walk home and camp for the night all by yourself" "Is it because you want to hurry up on your way to see the naked Konoha ladies" "...." "what ever".
So Jaraiya left and Naruto camped for the night without any problems. So at the morning he set off and as he went he heard this strange moaning again so he went to the source to find a bag of soldier pills with one left and a man of Orochimaru.... eh woman of Orochimaru stuck under a tree. So he asked her "you look familiar did I fight you before?" " You dont recognize me? Well you have grown a bit... but I recognized you for your easily seen orange shirt." " Well excuse me if I don't recognize you because of the horrid truth that everyone in Orochimaru's village wears that." " Well fine I better introduce myself to you dipshit. My name is Tayuya and I was once part of the Sound Five which you son of a bitch genins defeated. Now get this fucken tree off of me you asswipe." "why should I" "one I am a girl who is stuck, two I told you to, three I am no longer any threat to you and your precious village" "why is that?" "because asshole if I show my face even a league from Orochimaru he would kill me because I failed him." "sad story and the worst part is, he never sent anyone to retrieve you is that right?" "yes" " then you've changed my mind I will take you to my village" "SAY WHAT!!!!" "what you don't want to go?" "HELL NO" "The Hokage can fix your legs from the tree." "LETS GO YOU IDIOT"
So he set her free and got Tsunade to fix her legs and Tsunade offered her a choice, she could either stay or leave, but must have a good reason for staying.
Tayuya chose stay but chose to tell the reason later when she thought it through.
At Naruto's house.....
"Yo dipshit, you need to clean up all this dirt and all your food is expired."
Next day......
"Yo asswipe lets get me some new clothes so I can say I am truly not Orochimaru's lackey'
And so they did.....
Naruto got an Anbu-looking outfit and Tayuya went all black like Naruto.
Next day.......
"Yo Naruto-teme, don't worry I'll do your chores till you get back from your mission.
5 days later......
"Yo Naruto finally your back I needed your help in soooooo many things and I am really tired from all this.
2 days later......
"Hey Naruto-kun please could you do the dishes tonight and I'll make the dinner, please?" "Tayuya well I was thinking and since I have money from the mission I did left over... I thought maaaaybeeee we could go on a date together." "o Naruto-kun I would love to." "Yes.... we'll leave at 7 for a date in Rinda no shan(I have no idea what that is)" "O but Naruto-kun it's so expensive there" "All for my little musician if I may call you that" "Of course Naruto-kun"
To be continued......
Author's Note: Well peeps we're having a vote on how Naruto's date goes....

A. Naruto and Tayuya's date goes fine
B. Something interesting happens
C. Naruto screws up and something bad happens
Wait for Chapter 2 and don't forget to vote
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scable Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
make it branch out into 3 different chapter 2's
gokufan1 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
B and Hell yea C
TomoUzumaki14467 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
Hinatafan11 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2011
EmoAnarchist49 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011  Student General Artist
I'd go with A and B. By the way, what the heck was with Tayuya rapidly changing how she treated Naruto?
warlord34 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
pyrus0zero Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011
ghosthunter34 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
i say b and please send me a message when the next chapter is done
andthewalkamanwalks Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
illidanstormrage32 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
thats not bad....

please continue it
ninjaman144 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009  Student General Artist
erm she have dramatic change
RaWrChIdOrI Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2009
devilv Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2009
ninetaild Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008
Silverdrake787 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2008
B. hehe XD
markinaz Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2008
cracky007 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2008
Jadefire33 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2007  Student Traditional Artist
Yea A+B they sound like it'll be funny
hncain Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
i agree
Unc0nn3ct3d Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2007
screw c.. its B!!!!! :D + a~ish :P i started reading NaruxTayu 2 days ago and i'm in luff with it xD
NinetailsofUzimakia Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2007
c. thats it
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